[ If he was speaking, it would be in the most monotone, emotionless tone possible, but for better or worse, text isn't all that great for conveying sarcasm. ]
so, you're finally gonna be an adult huh? congrats
uh huh no need for a celebratory cake then, I assume?
[ Originally he wasn't even going to offer that (and, knowing him, still end up making something anyway), but now he kind of feels like teasing her about it. ]
It's easy to sometimes forget what kind of shithole world Jinx is from. Sure, his world is not all sunshine and rainbows either, but at least he's aware of some of the more hopeful and pleasant customs, such as Santa or birthday cakes, even if they haven't been a part of his life for years at this point. ]
DIRECTED TO: RAGNA THE BLOODEDGE LISTED CRIME: DESTROYING THE WORLD
The Council has selected you for sentencing to atone for the above listed crimes. You are directed to turn yourself in within two (2) hours of receiving this message, or you will be forcibly detained. You are to meet the Council's representative outside of City Hall in order to respond to this summons.
[ ... Seriously? He's being ordered to show up or else by some jackass named "Jerry"? This is beyond ridiculous. It's very tempting to tell him to piss off and save his thinly veiled threats for someone who'd be impressed by them, but he figures he'd be wasting his breath.
Besides, his annoyance with the wording of the message aside, this actually piques his interest. He'd been waiting for some explanation on the whole sentencing bullshit ever since he got here, and it looks like this might be a chance to finally find out more about whatever the hell is going on here. So with the pros outweighing the cons, Ragna is willing to swallow his pride and act like an adult for once. ]
as far as invitations go, this one kinda sucks, dipshit but sure, I'll be there
[ Well. "Adult" by his standards.
When the two hours limit is up, Jerry will find Ragna standing in front of the City Hall, leaning on its wall with his arms crossed on his chest. ]
[He can stand being called a dipshit as long as he doesn't have to wrangle another stray cat Jinx in to meet the Council.
His shoulders relax in the most microscopic amount as he sees Ragna, maybe some??? Relief???? That he doesn't have to go grab another one of these Chosen.
His expression, however, stays blank.]
I'm grateful for the prompt arrival. Now, if you'll follow me.
[He's going to wave Ragna over before he starts to walk into City Hall.]
[ See? Even Jerry can recognize he's a responsible adult!
Once the other man arrives, Ragna pushes himself off the wall and follows him into the building, though it's pretty clear he's not happy about doing as he's being told. ]
Spare me the bullshit, errand boy.
[ Ever the friendly presence, Ragna looks around as they walk, hoping to notice anything that could clue him in on... anything related to this world, really. ]
I take it this whole "Council" you're taking me to is behind all the Chosen crap?
[What does that even mean? Jerry isn't going to elaborate, he's just going to keep walking. He's going to ignore the rest of Ragna's attitude though -- he's a criminal, and criminals can just Be Like That.]
[ Ragna lets out a snort, rolling his eyes. If the goal of this guy is to irritate him and convince him not to listen to whatever this "council" has to say, then he's doing a good job. ]
Oh yes, please, be more vague and cryptic, that totally makes me wanna cooperate more.
[ Could his sarcasm be any more obvious? Hopefully it gets across, because his patience for this bullshit is wearing thin. ]
You don't fucking say. If they're gonna drag people in here for their dumb shit, then they could at least have the courtesy to get on with that right away.
[ They quite literally dug him up from the grave for this, so it'd better be something important. ]
[Ragna won't remember much after Jerry closes the door and the room goes dark. He may remember feeling judged, and voices from people he can't remember the faces of. He doesn't remember much, but he does remember the most important part:]
You, who have committed the crime of destroying the world have come to stand before us to atone for your crime. To show commitment to rehabilitation, we have a request:
To atone for your carelessness and lack of respect for human life, you must create something beneficial and / or protect others to prove your desire to change. How exactly you complete this task is up to you.
You have until November 10th to finish our task. If you complete it, you will be one step closer to returning home.
[When Ragna becomes aware again, he's outside of City Hall, without Jerry as an escort. The paper with his crime on it will be updated to reflect this task.]
[ooc: The longer that Ragna takes to complete this task, the more he will see and hear the bodies and voices of the dead and dying, both in the waking world and in his sleep. They will quiet while he is on the right track to completing the Council's request, however.
The thread or post of this action may be OOCly submitted here. Failure to follow through on this task will result in a penalty for your character in the next event.]
[ Again with the "old" bullshit?! He thought they've established he's still fairly young─ oh, whatever. If she's gonna be a brat about it, then he'll just have to return the favor. ]
oh so it's just for kids?
don't worry, I'm not interested in participating anyway
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